VinnitoElito's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[God, Are You There?]

It's pretty good, but could be SO much better. Your on your way to making really successful funnies though. But, seriously, the flaws.
1 - It took quite a bit to get to the prayer, it was mainly God fapping.
2 - you could barely understand what God says
3 - he gave such a short one liner... and, that's the punchline of all things, not the greatest way to end this
Now, it is still good enough to get some stars and a favorite from me. I hope you put some of my criticism to good use in making your next cartoon great.

KizzletheKid responds:

thanks!! and you can rest assured these reviews and yours are a great way to make my next cartoon better!! Thanks for watching!!

[Bioshock: Infinite Hunger]

Yeah, the way some games implement ALL FOOD as a healing method, let alone FOOD CAN HEAL AS GOOD AS MEDICAL AID in games, makes one wonder if a character from said game ate literally anything and everything, wouldn't he just heal? I mean, wtf?!?!
This turned a commonly thought of flawed gaming mechanic into a hilarious joke. Well done.
And hopefully, next game we play will always make medicine and bandages as a means of healing over a bar of chocolate, an apple, or a soda.

TheFriendShip responds:

But hopefully pizza found in cash registers will give us extra hearts. Money Pizza is, after all, the rarest form of pizza there is.

[Say Sneeze]

This is pretty damn funny! And the part were the dentist tore through the guys teeth, lol, that must be horrible!, thank god for all those damn painkillers you get given!

Brewster responds:

Thanks yous!

[Art Attack revamp]

This is crap. The voice acting is good, but the sound of it is torture. And while I admit, I do enjoy the concept of art being made from art... the thing they do with some of the pictures/paintings is horrible. The rest at least were influenced slightly with artistic thought.
Well, this could be worse. And it isn't bad. It's just not good. And far from great.
Coming from a fellow furry instead of the other people on this site... this should speak to you alot. If it doesn't... well... that is sad.

littlegoblet responds:

well I appreciate your honesty. I know my voice is crap but I am not really a fan of furries. I just did this animation to amuse my friends by having it made up of their charactersand pictures. also this was redo of one the first big projects I did. I hope I have gotten alot better since this one lol

[DBZ - Proctology Academy]

This is friggin hilarious. The way you fit those funny grunts with Vegeta and Goku perfectly works with their personalities and situations. Also, you made this an awesome comedy that would make for excellent fan made lost episodes. You should try a sequel, it would be great!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

[Triangle Tirade]

This is pretty funny, and true. Though I must admit, there was a lot of extra talking that took away from the jokes. Not that that's a bad thing. It can be a good thing. Especially since in this flash more is needed to keep people interested than a few well laid puns.

Michael-T-Scott responds:

No offense taken. As you pointed out, my material is pretty much dialogue and situation driven more than gag-laden. So basically if all the "talking" doesn't work, I'm screwed.

[Mind Over Mind]

Hilarious! Wasn't expecting the ending to be so... malignant! Even funnier now that I think about it...

WaldFlieger responds:

Thank you very much!! :D

[When I'm Gravelord'n]

Typical flsh taking advantage of a meme. At least it looked good.

veselekov responds:

I'm not a fish! :0

[Monster Next Door]

I really enjoyed this. Much more pleasent and happy themed than one normally sees.
The good morals and whatnot at the end was especially nice at the end.
The animation quality and the audio, along with the cartoony shorts, were done very well.

RocketheadAnimation responds:

thanks! :D

[CAGH: Tropes vs Men in Games]

Not your best work, considering the person's voice narrating everything seemed quite uninterested, let alone believing, anything said by him. Shouldn't he care? Plus the puns, while humorous, were complemented with such far out garbage, that it wasn't funny enough to make up for the not funny garbage.

Maybe if you used a voice actor that was better for this, or if you sounded more believable, this would get 4 * minimum all reviews. Also, maybe you could use more believable crazy stuff to tie towards the video, instead of things that are unbelievable, it would make sense in a crazy way, and be just as funny if not more so.

This could have easily been one of your best flashes to date, but you needed to use the most pathetic voice, storyline, and puns, to put it out. I don't mind if something takes you a month to make if its a really high quality flash. So long as it makes me laugh so hard I'll remember it forever, and recommend it to my friends, its all that matters.