VinnitoElito's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Not another Pokémon batt]

Short, well animated, surprisingly hilarious for a fart joke...

[PokeGen XY]

This was fucking ridiculous. But you went too far with the sex shit... and WTF is a Chair doing as a Pokemon? Still, uh, random nosebleed and balls exploding, I never get that shit. Can anyone explain to me why that happens in cartoons and comics... I mean, it doesn't happen IRL... is it some sort of joke with magic from an anime witch cartoon? Whatever, this had good quality audio, animation, voicing, just crappy humor. Took off an entire star with it not making any sense and no humor... maybe I should take off two stars to make it fair... but... I like you for having the balls to post this so yeah.

[Eddsworld-Fan Service Rem]

Friggin ridiculous, but hilarious, you animated this well to the audio.

[The Chess Shot]

Simple, good sound, petty humor, short animation, decent quality animation, but good overall.

[Forgotten Vegeta]

I'm sorry, this was pretty damn crappy. Poor voicing, poor humor, and the animation, well, it was decent... not bad... which is... almost pretty good... just not good.

[I take care of you]

That made me cry. It was beautiful!

[Bed time, a scary short]

This was great! The PewDiePie thing added a star to my vote and rating.
Sadly it needs a slight bit more work on the animation, thick fat lines, shaking frames, simple forms...
But the sound quality... that was the main problem.

*spoilers*
The end when the bed prepares for its next victim... and poops out a cellphone... best! I enjoyed that the most.

[Hot Cakes 2]

Pretty damn good. Must admit, I guess I understand if this guy tolerates the wandering psychopathic spontaneous murderer, since his job is involving being a petty criminal in a very lucrative and seductive business... but how will this pan out? Let's see if it doesn't flip all wrong shall we?

[Mario's Favorite Bro]

This is one of the best Luigi, ahem, Mario Parodies ever!!!

[Winter: No Evil 003]

I don't get it (when I talk about your critics on this one).
I heard everything quite well, there wasn't any wierd accent, or slang, or onomatopoeias.
The thing I do understand is that with the reptiles, they weren't behaving in the some manner as the mammals apparently were in regards to the fashion choice.

Honestly, that is confusing, since some reptiles are actually far more maternal and protective of young than mammals, and female reptiles act more girlish and feminine than female mammals do.
I think you were portraying reptiles very poorly in this animation, but that's OK.
I got 1 of the 2 jokes you made, and the joke was made very well.

You did very well on this and I enjoyed it greatly.

Warlord-of-Noodles responds:

Frankly this isn't 100% scientific (which Is why i used a literature reference....that no one seems to see, but oh well). In mesoamerican myth, Quetzalcoatl is portrayed as being a very peaceful and pure and is adept at healing(kiiiind of a sensitive man). Chalchiutlicue is a being of life, and justice (being the bringer of the great flood to turn all evil men into fish...not terribly sensitive). Both of these characters are associated with serpents. Which in most mainstream cultures are portrayed as unjust bringers of death and deception.