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This is so friggin hilarious! I can take a joke being tossed my way real well. Lol, the wierd sex scene combined with the horrible physical abuse was hilarious!

deathink responds:

Yeah, sexy sex stuff is always funny.

Wow, hard as heck, but fun as heck too!
Just made it to World 2 after a TON of work.
I hope to play more of this game soon.
Mind you, I do hope you consider adding a complete tutorial.
I know how hilarious the interactions are between the Village Elder and Stone Legs are... but...
A tutorial for a game like this is a must have.

This is a fun enjoyable game, but... like others mentioned, there are annoying parts.
For example, the game requires you to jump AND slash at the same time when there is an enemy and spike pit put together, and there is no option to do this because you are only allowed to perform one action at a time, which forces the player to die.
Another example is moving and performing an action like jumping OR slashing, in which for some reason you are not allowed to do so do to player controls.
Otherwise, this is a fun enjoyable game, it merely forces the player to die randomly on occasion with no option of living regardless of what the player does.
It takes much effort to master the game. It is indeed hard for those without skills. But it is hard for those with skills as well, due to the flawed nature of the game and the lack of effort by the author put into the game's control scheme.

Pretty buggy, and stupid.
Hopefully this is your first attempt at making a game with Flash.
Anyways... it has good music. The death sound effect gets annoying though.
The lack of strategy and controls for the game does not help it.
The lack of level planning is quite stupid. That you sometimes never respawn, and that you randomly die for no reason, shows that the game has plenty of errors in it.
In the end, its quite clear this game sucks. Good try though.

Ah, its pretty enjoyable. I finished 8/10 levels.
I cannot find out how to get the cake achievement.
Clicking on the cake, as well as getting the creeper to touch the cake, does nothing.
There is more than one way to finish most levels, but not all. Physics is an important thing to comprehend to do well in this game.
All in all, this is pretty good so far, and hopefully you will release a completed version of this game sometime.

idaviie responds:

il have a look at the cake and see if theres a bug il upload a new version some time today

Quite fun and enjoyable. small little extras can be found if you look around that are humorous. (I think they are extras)

rhys510 responds:

yea theres a few ;)

Ah, it's semi-cool, semi-funny.
This could be used for some really cool funny stuff, but at the moment it's a bit limited.
Plus, the medals didn't help. In fact, I lost interest in the 'game' not long before unlocking most of them.
I fooled around though a bit long to unlock more though.
I must admit, the right combination of characters, animations, and scenes, can be hilarious.

A very good game. I didn't find any real problems.
This was cute and relaxing, and what better dream for a cat isn't about eating food and playing?
Control was so basic and simple, I think anyone can get the hang of this game.
Only problem was that if you clicked to jump the second you hit the ground, you wouldn't jump, you'd instead vanish for a sec. The so-called 'glitch'.
This is probably one of Vitapoly's best games yet.

After finishing the game, I discovered the 'purpose' that 'the creature' served.
I am sad the 'humans' never cared for 'the creature' or aided him, their ignorance posed the main threat.
Another thing, I found the controls easy, but without going through the first 2 areas you would not understand your goal. You would likely mindlessly and endlessly play trying to progress.
Anyways, it was a very good retro style RPG game.

Beat the game... did not get a single medal... bought all items and found some odd things (all except bird poop), and got multiple different kills per each enemy (except Ogre, you can only kill him with sword I guess?).

Is the medal system broken? Also, is there no means of saving acquired items and Kupo through each playthrough?

Well, the animation, sound, and music quality, along with the humor and gore, makes this enjoyable enough the medals and save being missing not matter much to me.

mexipino responds:

Well, I considered having a save option, but the fact that the game is so linear meant that it wouldn't really matter with this specific game.

The medals work, I know that for sure. Maybe it's a browser that you're using? I've heard a few complaints that the medals weren't saving for some users.

I love games, art, music, videos, I guess thats why I'm here. I tried making and programming simple games before, but most of them come out lousy. I tried drawing, painting, and sculpting, but that stuff comes out pretty mediocre. I guess I'm just a poet.

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