That was so fucked up.... so fOOKed UPT... SUE FOOCKED UPTED!!!
I actually said that over three times when Machokavich showed up...
I began coughing and gagging, lost my breath and passed out while laughing.
I then typed this up after getting up. Which is a biography of my reaction.
PS: Originally in Red and Blue/Green Pokemon and Humans evolved from the same entities.
In those games it also mentioned the first Pokemon ever discovered was Mew, from an now lost southern continent (South America I'm guessing) where the Amazon Forests (Amazon Rainforests) existed.
PSS: The origin of Pokemon changed both mythologically and scientifically after Silver, Gold, and Crystal were released. Silver and Gold added Mythology to the Pokemon series. But each generation took everything to a new level since then, adding new myths, legends, and scientific theories.